Hair of the Dog - Giants v. Texans (Dog Tired of This [KITTEN]) They say that a picture is worth 10 Womens Kendall Lamm Jersey ,000 words (I don’t care that it’s usually 1,000; the original Confucian proverb says 10,000, so we’re going with that).So I won’t bore you with my thoughts on Sunday’s game, especially since pretty much everything I laid out can be found in Matt Weston’s excellent forthcoming Incompletions post.Instead, I will just post a picture of our great brain genius, the offensive innovator we were promised Womens Ibraheim Campbell Jersey , photoshopped as Brain from the cartoon series “Pinky and the Brain,” because that’s just how much of a brain genius our big, moist-headed coach is.Besides, this week’s HotD is thin on submissions, so I don’t want to bog it down with excessive preaching about the failures of this team.Hey Brain, what do you want to do this week?Brain O’Brien:The same thing we do every week, Pinky...TRY AND WIN A FOOTBALL GAME!As always Womens Christian Covington Jersey , in finest Hair of the Dog tradition, all swear words have been replaced with the word [kitten] to make this safe for work.The game itself, however, is still not safe for viewing.Ever.Pre-Game Comments:Capt RonWestonDiehard ChrisFirst Quarter:Kenneth L.Texans kick a field goal despite getting into red zone (part of a theme).Texans lead 3-0UTWestonKenneth L.MDC (like seeing a unicorn)UT (to MDC)MDCSaquan Barkley scores a touchdown, easily, Giants lead 7-3.UTWestonSecond Quarter:WestonUT (to Weston)Weston (to UT)Giants kick a field goal, lead 10-3.UTWestonO’Brien challenges an eight-yard completion that should’ve been overturned probably but wasn’t.UTWestonGiants kick a field goal Womens Jon Weeks Jersey , lead 13-3.Texans go three and out, Giants score touchdown on next possession, lead 20-3.WestonUTTexans kick a sad field goal.Giants lead 20-6.Halftime Thoughts:UTWestonTimCapt RonMDCThird Quarter:UTWestonLukeMDC (to Weston)UTLukeUTFairbairn kicks a 54-yard field goal.Giants lead 20-9, but really, it’s the friends you make along the way that matters most.MDCLamar Miller fumbles the ball.UTMDCVegaMDCUT (to MDC)Fourth Quarter:Deshaun Watson throws a bad interception in the end zone.UTWestonVegaWestonUTTexans score a touchdown, only to have it taken off the board by a Julien Davenport penalty.Texans get a touchdown again.Giants lead 20-15.Texans attempt a terrible two point conversion that fails.VegaUTMDC (to Vega)WestonUTVegaLuke (to Weston)MDCWestonGiants score a touchdown almost effortlessly.Lead 27-15.UTKenneth L.MDC (to Kenneth)UTBFDLukeBFDMDCVegaPost-Game Reactions:LukeWestonMDCVegaBFDHey!Let’s give out some game balls!Offense:(derisive laughter). But I guess if we’re going to give one to someone on offense, I’ll go with Will Fuller who had a damn good game all things considered.Defense:J.J. Watt got his first sacks since last year Joel Heath Jersey White , three of them.So we’ll give him the ball this week.Special Teams:Ka’imi Fairbairn with the bulk of the Texans’ scoring has to get it for special teams this week.Over to you, Texans fans.Who gets the game ball from you?Does anyone?Who is the Pinky to Bill O’Brien’s Brain?Let us know in the comments below! A few Masthead members check in to share their thoughts on Tim Kelly’s promotion to Offensive Coordinator and the hiring of QB Coach Carl Smith"The Houston Texans recently made changes to the coaching staff on the offensive side of the ball.Most notably, shortly after Sean Ryan left his quarterback coaching position for the same job in Detroit, the Texans named former tight ends coach Tim Kelly as offensive coordinator.Following that, the Texans brought in Carl Smith as their new quarterbacks coach.Smith spent 2018 as associate head coach for the Seattle Seahawks before serving as quarterbacks coach for them from 2011-2017.Here is some reaction from the BRB staff to both hires:ChrisCapt. RonBFmf’nDMatt WestonWhere are you on these hires?Do you have any thoughts on Tim Kelly that might make us a bit more optimistic?Do you think we, as the Masthead, are capable of optimism?Or even happiness?Or are we just all sentenced to a life of wallowing in football failures for an eternity?Comment below and let us know where you stand on these issues http://www.thetexanslockerroom.com/authentic-zach-cunningham-jersey , and let BFD know how much you love him.He wants to hear from you.